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Halloween Hoots
If you've had your fill of ghosts and ghouls, why not try celebrating halloween with some giggles instead? Check out these silly stories, seasonal jokes and tips on tricks to play on your fellow monsters and settle in for some belly laughs. (Just don't be too surprised if we sneak in a ghost or two, too.)
Pirate Palooza
When Stone Rabbit and Andy Wolf try to use a pirate's pegleg to repair a table, they awaken its former owner, Barnacle James, who makes them part of his ghost pirate crew.
Mercy Watson : Princess in Disguise
Persuaded by the word "treating" to dress up as a princess for Halloween, Mercy the pig's trick-or-treat outing has some very unexpected results.
Sipping Spiders through a Straw : Campfire Songs for Monsters
Little monsters everywhere can sing along to their favorite campfire tunes with this collection of campfire songs, which have been altered for optimal gross-out effect.
There was an Old Monster
In this variation on the traditional cumulative rhyme, a monster swallows ants, a lizard, a bat, and other creatures to try to cure a stomach ache than began when he swallowed a tick.
Ghosthunters and the Muddy Monster of Doom!
Intrepid ghosthunter-in-training Tom has battled a variety of ghosts, but nothing is more frightening to him than final exams. To earn his Ghosthunting Diploma, Tom's got to nab a Deadly Messenger. While on the hunt, he stumbles into the lair of a mud-dripping minotaur demon.
Hilarious Halloween Jokes
Drive your friends and family around the bend with this collection of spooky, silly jokes with a Halloween theme.
Mrs. Patty is Batty!
A.J. and the other students at Ella Mentry School brave trick-or-treating at the school secretary's house, even though it is supposedly haunted.
Babymouse. 9, Monster Mash
A graphic novel following the Halloween adventures of Babymouse, an imaginative young mouse.
Vampire Hunt
As a castle-dwelling vampire pitted against a visiting group of vampire hunters, the reader makes choices to determine the outcome of the story.
Dying to Meet You
In this story told mostly through letters, children's book author, I.B. Grumply, gets more than he bargained for when he rents a quiet place to write for the summer.
Ghosts in the House!
Tired of living in a haunted house, a young witch captures, washes, and turns her pesky ghosts into curtains and a tablecloth.
The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies : and Other Warped and Creepy Tales
Bizarre tales of a teenager going to the school dance with a robot, a Thanksgiving dinner interrupted by turkeys looking for revenge, and other strange short stories.
Are you Afraid Yet? : The Science Behind Scary Stuff
Uncover the truth behind such scaremongers as King Kong, UFOs, vampires, mummies, ghosts, haunted houses, and many more with first-person and historical accounts and expert scientific opinions. The comic-book style panels and bite-sized freaky facts mean that you can gorge on or just nibble little bits of scary stuff.
Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich : and Other Stories You're Sure to Like
Stories in verse about the monster-sized problems Dracula, Wolfman, Bigfoot and other monsters have.
Goodnight Goon : A Petrifying Parody
A young monster says goodnight to all of the other monsters in his bedroom.
100% Pure Fake
Easy-to-make, kid-friendly projects sure to amaze, alarm and totally disgust unsuspecting friends and adults.